<Episode 5>
âOh my, youâve gotten up by yourself again.â
The maid Dora exclaimed when she saw me.
Sheâs been doing thatâgetting startledâfor several days now.
And I, for several days, have been failing to ascend to the afterlife.
I really have done my best.
I prayed all day, I tried sleeping, I even banged my head against the wall to faint.
I wanted to try astral projection too, but I didnât know how, so that failed.
I didnât do anything drastic like take my own lifeâafter all, my descendantâs soul might still be living in this body.
But aside from that, Iâve tried everything.
I even willingly gave up my imperial dignity.
âSo why on earth canât I ascend?!â
Instead of enlightenment, I was only treated like a lunatic.
So I thought back to the moment when I first entered Iraneriaâs body.
There had been a fire in the palace.
Maybe if I recreated that situationâgot trapped in flames and faintedâI could finally leave this body?
Luckily, I already had something perfect to burn.
Iâd just use all those damned records written about me as kindling.
I sprang to my feet and left the room.
âPrincess! Where are you going again, Princess!â
Ignoring Doraâs voice behind me, I slipped into the archive room.
While selecting which vile books would make the best offering for my enlightenment, I noticed a letter preserved inside a glass frame.
It was so old and torn that only fragments of the writing were legibleâsomething anyone else would have thrown out as trash.
But I knew exactly what that paper was.
It was a letter I wrote around 110 years ago.
After hearing that those Paradon bastards betrayed our allied nation and sided with the Levana Temple, Iâd sent it to Pellion in a fit of rageâa very personal letter.
[Ah, Iâm so furious I could lose my mind. Those Paradon scumâIâll make them display their entrails in public! How dare they swindle me?
Just let me catch them. No, even if I donâtâtheyâre dead. If I donât tear that puny Paradon territory into a hundred pieces, Iâm no emperor. And while Iâm at it, Iâll chop off the heads of the nobles who sided with them tooâ]
Where did all my elegant, dignified imperial diction go?
And this is what theyâve decided to preserve so reverently?
No wonder people called me a tyrant!
Boiling with indignation again, I buried my face in my hands.
And thenâlike a flash of lightningâan idea struck me.
âYes, thatâs it!â
My records were in ruinsâthat alone was enough to make even a dead emperor turn in his grave.
Maybe thatâs exactly why Iâve come back.
Perhaps Shamah took pity on me, seeing my glorious legacy so distorted, and placed my soul into my descendantâs body.
That had to be it. There was no other explanation for my return.
âDescendant, forgive me. Just wait a little longer. Once I set the record straight, Iâm sure Iâll ascend automatically.â
Think of it as living with a namesake of your great ancestor.
When I reclaim my rightful fame, youâll share in the glory too!
After making this silent pact with the bodyâs original owner, I put down the book and rose from my seat.
Outside, I ran into Dora, who had chased after me.
âPrincess, if you keep disappearing like this, youâll scare me to death!â
âLivers donât just fall out that easily.â
âOh, really! Youâll be the death of me!â
Pretending not to see her clutching her chest, I kept walking down the hall.
Servants were scurrying about more than usual.
âWhatâs going on today? Things look busy.â
Dora froze in place behind me.
When I ignored her and continued walking, she caught up again, looking exasperated.
âYou were counting the days until today⊠did you really forget?â
âHm?â
âItâs the day Princess Kinesia returns!â
âAh. Kinesia?â
The twin sister of Fonentâand eldest princess of that damned kingdom?
So itâs her return day.
âRight. But what are they doing over there?â
I jerked my chin toward the window. Dora craned her neck to look.
âTheyâre decorating the palace for the welcome party. Foreign envoys are coming too.â
âThat?â
They were draping what looked like burlap over the trees.
Looking closer, it was laceâso frayed it looked like cobwebs fluttering in the wind.
A âwelcome homeâ decoration, was it? For a trip to the afterlife, maybe?
âTheyâd be better off doing nothing.â
âBut then the palace would look too plain.â
âPlain is better than creepy.â
ââŠâ
Dora only smiled faintly, hands still moving busily.
I guess not everyone in Epiphanes had lost their sense of aestheticsâthank goodness.
Passing the bustling servants, I reached a fully decorated hall.
So foreign envoys were coming, huh?
Then why bring out plated decorations? Were the peeled, rusty candlesticks not pathetic enough already?
Feeling the tension rise in my neck, I closed my eyes and sighed deeplyâwhen suddenly, a weight landed on my shoulder.
Turning, I found Fonent grinning at me.
âWhy the sigh, so early in the morning?â
Perfect timing.
âCome with me for a bit.â
âHuh? Why?â
Why else? Because this wretched kingdom is about to become the continentâs laughingstock, thatâs why!
Sure, I call it a wretched kingdom tooâbut thatâs different.
I earned the right to insult it.
These descendants ruined everything I built. I have every right to complain.
But I wonât let outsiders laugh at us. They can mock meâbut not us.
So yes, time to polish things up a little.
I grabbed Fonent by the arm and dragged him along.
This was something Iâd planned to take to my grave⊠ah, right. I am dead already.
Still, Iâd meant to keep it secret even after deathâbut Iâll make an exception.
Heâll probably faint when he sees it.
âYou should be honored Iâm taking you along. I need a strong back.â
âWhat kind of sister calls her brother a âbackâ? Youâre acting wild just because Kinesiaâs coming, huh?â
I dodged the hand reaching for my ear and marched out of the palace.
Leading him behind the building, I stopped before a door that led underground.
Fonent, who had followed without question, froze when I stopped in front of the dungeon entrance.
I reached for the door, but he grabbed my wrist in horror.
âHey! Do you even know where youâre going?â
âYes.â
âI thought you were headed to the libraryâŠâ
âNope.â
âEven so, you canât go down there!â
âItâs fine.â
âI said you canât!â
âI said itâs fine!â
Back in my reign, Iâd confiscated the noblesâ illegal slush fundsâillegallyâand with nowhere else to stash them, Iâd hidden them in a vault.
Just enough to maintain some dignity in front of foreign diplomats.
Over a hundred years have passed, but I cast multiple layers of magic on itâno one couldâve stolen or ruined it.
The vault was below the underground prison, accessible only through a hidden passage.
And beyond that, the vault door required a secret code.
So my treasures should still be perfectly safe.
If anyone asked how I knew, I could just say I read it in the records.
Whoâd believe anyone actually read through a thousand volumes of royal chronicles?
âShh! Just be quiet and follow me.â
âNo! Iâm not going.â
Fonent folded his arms and stood firm.
So much for gratitude. Fine, whatever.
âIâll go alone then.â
I was about to open the door when suddenly my feet left the groundâmy stomach slammed against Fonentâs shoulder.
How dare he lift an emperor like this?!
I pounded on his back with both fists, kicking wildly.
âHey! Let go! Do you hear me?! How dare you!â
He paused, sighed deeply, and kept walking.
He didnât set me down until weâd left the palace grounds.
Then, looking at me like a hopeless troublemaker, he sighed again.
âWhatâs gotten into you lately?â
Guilt made my eyes wander to the horizon.
Nearby, I spotted Floretta admiring some flowers. When our eyes met, she approached hesitantly.
Before I could answer, Fonent pressed again.
âWell? What is with you?â
âAhem, what about me?â
âYouâve been acting like a wild colt.â
Floretta spoke softly.
âSheâs always been like that.â
Startled by her sudden interjection, Fonent clutched his chestâthen nodded.
âTrue. But latelyâŠâ
He propped his chin, thinking hard for the right comparison.
âAh! Before, you were just a colt. Now youâre a mad colt.â
Remarkable eloquence. Truly worth the pause for thought.
I snorted and turned away.
As I started back toward the palace, Fonent stepped in front of me.
Behind him, Floretta timidly tugged at the hem of my dress.
I flicked her hand away gently and looked up.
Fonent held up his index finger right in front of my face, looking stern.
I was this close to biting it.
âSeriously, no. The place you were heading forâitâs the underground prison.â
I wasnât too bothered, but Floretta jumped like a startled rabbit.
âThâthe underground prison?â
âYeah!â
Encouraged by her reaction, Fonent grew animated.
âYou think itâs just a dungeon? Itâs a terrifying labyrinth. People say once you enter, you canât come out.â
Floretta nodded vigorously.
âRight! I heard it was designed by a terrible tyrantâuh, you know, Emperor Irane?â
Thatâs me.
So donât you dare call me a tyrant.