Chapter 1.
Isnât this pure nonsense?
âFrom now on, I will impose a tax on the sound of bells.â
Diabella lowered her eyes and spoke haughtily.
ââŠPardon?â
The butler let out a stupid sound. The Madam had acted selfishly many times before, but this time, he couldnât believe his ears.
âIsnât it thanks to the Marquisâ family that the people of the domain can farm peacefully and live without worries? Then, instead of idly listening to the sound of bells, they should show gratitude each time.â
ââŠLive without worries, she says.â
The butler clicked his tongue inwardly. Ever since Diabella entered as the Marchioness, not only the people of the land but even the servants of the Marquisâ household sighed more with each passing day.
âWhy no answer?â
ââŠForgive me, but toâto impose a tax even on bell sounds seems a little too much, I thinkâugh!â
The fan Diabella threw struck the butler near his left eye. The sharp tip pricked his eyelid, swelling it red, but Diabella paid no attention.
âHow dare you defy me, the representative of the Marquis? A disloyal butler is of no useâleave at once!â
âI beg your pardon! Iâve committed a grave sin, Madam. Please, donât order me to leave the Marquisâ house. I will obey whatever command you give.â
For a butler who had devoted his life to the Marquisâ family, leaving was unthinkable, like losing his entire world.
ââŠHmm, well, perhaps Iâll watch you a bit longer.â
Diabella smirked and flicked her empty hand. The butler quickly picked up the fan and offered it back.
âWhat? Disgusting. You expect me to use a fan that touched your filthy eye? My hand will rot. Throw it away at once!â
Flustered, the butler handed it to a maid, who hurried off to the incinerator.
âIn exchange for overlooking your mistake today,â
Diabella raised one eyebrow.
âBring the tax from the bells directly to me. That money is for protecting the people, so thereâs no need to report it to the Marquis or the Lady Dowager. Understood?â
And so, with every toll of the bells, gold coins piled up before Diabella. Anyone unable to payâpregnant women, sick elders, whoeverâshe drove out of the land.
The wailing of the banished echoed outside the territory like funeral cries. And all of this happened in the single month the Marquis was away.
***
âCrazy!â
Hajin tossed her phone onto the pillow. Even for a villainess, wasnât this too much?
A friend had recommended webnovels as a good distraction, so sheâd tried oneâbut this was nothing but absurd melodrama.
Hajin downed her soju in one shot. On the cramped desk of her exam dorm room were stacks of books and notes. On one corner, a soju bottle and cup. Her only side dish was instant noodles. As she gulped the soup, her phone vibrated.
[Howâs the webnovel?]
[What is this, pure trash? Ridiculous.]
[Thatâs the point, lol. If you endure the frustrating part, the sweet revenge comes later. Itâs dumb and obvious, but once you read, itâs addictive and clears your mind.]
[Not sure, haha. By the way, did you go to the TAâs office today?]
[Yeah. While there, I asked about your gradesâŠ]
[Eh, you didnât have to.]
[But isnât it weird? You got all A+, yet youâre not valedictorian! How is that? Youâre scary, Hajinâthree years straight of all A+ in Korea Uniâs econ dept. I respect you, haha.]
[Respect my ass. Iâm not even top this time.]
[Exactly! Why not? The TA said sheâll check later. She asked how many credits you took.]
[18. I added another tutoring job this semesterâbusy.]
[Ah, thatâs why⊠The top student, Youngbin, took 22 credits.]
Haa.
Hajin tugged at her hair. Because of dorm rent and textbooks, she had taken another tutoring job. She hadnât realized that when multiple students tied with A+, rankings went to whoever had more credits.
[Still, second place is amazing. Iâd be thrilled just to average B+.]
No.
It wasnât amazing.
She shook her head. First place meant a full scholarship, second place only half. Next semesterâs tuition was already a problem.
ââŠShould I take a student loan? But my dad already left me so much debt⊠I wanted to cover it with scholarships.â
Huuu.
She gulped more soju. They say if soju tastes sweet, life is more bitter than liquor. And indeedâit tasted sweet, too sweet, going down fast.
Whatever. Tonight, she didnât want to think about anything. She reopened the webnovel.
***
In the story, Diabellaâs schemes are finally exposed.
Even the Marquis, who had overlooked so many of her cruelties, could no longer forgive her betrayal and tormenting of the people. He demanded a divorce.
Diabella staged a fake suicide with poison to avoid it, but someone had swapped in real poisonâand she died.
The Marquis later remarried a kind baronâs daughter who had secretly helped the banished. She had been Diabellaâs only friend.
[Serves her right, lol. Diabella? Diablo suits her better. The people picked the nickname well. What a b****. No, villainess is too kind a word. Sheâs just trash. If I had money like her, Iâd never live like that, damn rottenâ!]
Over-immersed, Hajin left an unusually nasty comment. Her eyes drooped, and she slumped over her desk asleep, bathed in moonlight.
For the poor, it was another weary night.
***
ââŠMmm⊠what time is it?â
Hajin stirred awake in bed.
âMy Lady! Youâve woken up!â
My Lady? What nonsense was this? Was she still half-asleep?
âQuick, bring the Marquis! Madam has opened her eyes!â
Oh sure, congratulations to her. But⊠was this a dream? A lucid dream?
Sheâd had lucid dreams before, realizing, âThis is a dream.â So she thought thatâs what this was.
âThe Marquis is here!â
Suddenly the place grew hectic. Heavy footsteps drew near, and someone hugged her tightly. In a low, trembling voice, almost only for her to hear:
ââŠThank goodness youâre alive.â
Eh? Out of nowhere?
âEven if itâs a dream, whatâs going on?â
Hajin was confused. Who was holding her so desperately? She felt the weight of a strong, solid body above her. Warm tears trickled onto her face.
âBefore I wake up, at leastâI need to see the face of the person who wants me this much!â
Just as she tried to sit upâ
âMarquis, here are the papers you requested.â
Another voice spoke.
âAh, those papers.â
The manâs tone instantly turned cold as he pulled away from Hajin. A sheet of paper fluttered down onto her damp face.
âAs expected. You regained consciousness, so it was all just another act. This time, donât think you can wriggle out of it. Accept the divorce.â
ââŠWhat?â
The tender voice from earlierâhad she imagined it? His words now were sharp and icy, making her tremble.
âAnd what divorce? When did I even get married? This is ridiculous.â
Maybe it really was just a dream. But the wet paper sticking to her face felt too real. She sat up abruptly.
Soft.
âWhoa⊠This bed⊠itâs so soft! Not like my dormâs broken springâWhaaat?!â
Bouncing on the plush bed, Hajin finally peeled the paper from her faceâand screamed.
At least ten people stood around her bed, staring open-mouthed at her bouncing.
âWh-what the heck!â
ââŠMadam.â
The man closest to her frowned, then checked her forehead with his hand. Despite his cold look, his touch was warm.
His deep green eyes looked down at her. Silver hair fell gracefully, framing a high nose.
âM-Mr. Handsome!â
Hajin clapped her hands over her mouth, pointing at his face.
What was this? A man this gorgeousâone you see maybe once in a lifetime?
âEveryone, are you seeing this? Look at his face!â
She stared wide-eyed. Looking closer, the servantsâ outfits were strangeâlike maid uniforms and butler suits from a European period drama. And this dazzling man beside herâwas he a prince?
âWait⊠are we filming? A drama? Or some hidden camera prank? Did they move me while I was asleep? Without consent? This is lawsuit material!â
She searched around for cameras, under the bed, behind curtainsânothing.
âYou, Madam! What absurd play is this again? Another stunt to avoid divorce?â
His harsh grip on her shoulders and scornful eyes made her shrink.
âOw!â
âIâIâm sorry! I didnât mean to hurt you, Madam.â
His cold face melted into an awkward one.
âWow⊠when heâs not mad, heâs totally gorgeous.â
âMadam! What in the worldâŠâ
He pressed his temples like his head ached.
âAh, sorry. I donât usually blurt my thoughts. But this must be a dream, right? Your face and all thisâitâs too unreal. Words just slip out.â
âThis is not a dream, Madam.â
Yet, right after shoving divorce papers at her, he kept calling her Madam.
âThen⊠why donât you slap me?â
When he had grabbed her earlier, she had felt real painâbut still, this was too strange. She needed to test it again.
âWhat nonsense! How could I ever strike my wife?â
âNo, not hard. Just lightly. If this is a dream, it wonât hurt.â
He looked at her for a long while, clearly thinking she was acting odd. Finally, hesitantly, he poked her cheek with one finger.
Her soft skin sank under his touch. The feeling was unmistakably real.
ââŠThis isnât a dream?â