Chapter 10
Usher sneered with cold eyes, then left.
I didnāt find it funny at all.
āHow is he any different from a third-rate villain running away while saying āIāll get you next timeā?ā
What was left behind? Just a lingering cloud of dust, rubble from the broken wallā
And a big hole.
I scratched my cheek as I looked at the scene.
āUhhh⦠This might be a bit of a problem.ā
What do I tell Siara?
* * *
Fortunately, Usherās intrusion was dismissed as an āoverly enthusiasticā introduction attempt by a guardian candidate.
So things were resolved without any major problems.
That was thanks to the investigator who completely believed my side of the story.
By the way, I made sure to say everything in a way that worked in Derrickās favor.
Which, to be fairāwas also true.
āI didnāt expect it to actually work, though.ā
It seems people were way more interested in the fact that I passed āThe Mazeā
āespecially with such a fast record.
āToo much attention is dangerous.ā
This game follows one absolute rule:
āToo much attention OR too little both lead to disaster.ā
If you donāt get enough attention:
Even if you reveal your identity, supporters might scatter, or you’ll get crushed by public opinion. Your political strength weakens.
But if you get too much attention:
Fanatics, spies, and lunatics will all start clinging to you.
āYou need balance to reach the happy endingā¦ā
I stared blankly ahead.
In front of me was a pitifully hunched back, slouched and crumpled on the floor.
āWhy is he digging into the ground like he lost something after guarding me so well?ā
Since Derrickās attack destroyed our old room, weād been moved to a new one.
But judging by how down he looked, youād never guess he was the one who just blew a man through a wall.
I walked over with little stomping steps.
Turn!
Dad quickly turned his back to me to hide his face.
Stomp stomp stomp!
Turn!
Stomp stomp!
Turnā¦
āAaah, seriously!ā
So frustrating, this man!
āIām not dead, okay?! Iām not even hurt! Iām totally fine!ā
Yup.
This man was shook when he saw me coughing like crazy from the dust.
Was it really that shocking?
āHow was I supposed to know I was that sensitive to dust?!ā
After I breathed it in, I didnāt stop coughing until I finally passed out asleep.
Dad stayed by my side the whole night.
Sure, heās my guardian, so itās his job⦠but still.
It felt kinda strange.
Iāve never had anyone stay by me when I was sick before.
āStop playing that stupid game already!ā
āYou tell her! I donāt have time for thisāIām busy!ā
āYouāre not the only one who’s busy!ā
Even as a kid, I grew up with busy, always-fighting parents.
We werenāt poor, but I got hit a lot.
When I was sick, Iād take whatever medicine the housekeeper left and just suffer through it.
Once, I had to call an ambulance for myself because no one else would.
Even then, my parents didnāt come.
āI said Iām fine nowā¦ā
Anyway, even though I was totally better the next day,
My dear guardian seemed deeply traumatized.
To be fair, that doctor they called wasnāt helping either.
āShe has mild asthma symptoms. Children are more fragile than you think. Even small shocks can kill them.ā
āā¦ā¦!!ā
Iāll never forget the look on Derrickās faceālike someone just told him the sun rises in the west.
He was clearly thinking: āShe could die⦠from coughing?ā
I was baffled.
Like, seriously?! Thatās how I die?
Normally youād just say āOkay, Iāll be more careful next time,ā right?
But nopeāmy guardian fell into hardcore self-blame.
Like, over the top levels of guilt.
[Status Effect: Self-Esteem Loss]
Yup. It had to be that.
āEven in the game, that status effect made it easier to get hit with other negative ones.ā
I slapped Derrickās arm a few times in frustration.
āGet up! I said Iām all better now!ā
āā¦ā¦ā
āIf you donāt turn your head right now, Iāll go find Usher!ā
āThatās dangerous!ā
Finally, Derrick turned his headāand I was stunned when I saw his face.
His eyes were red.
He wasnāt crying, but he looked like someone who had cried somewhere alone.
He clearly hadnāt slept either.
And because of his naturally dramatic face, the whole look felt⦠tragically poetic.
āIf I stuck a cigarette in his mouth, itād look like a scene from a movie.ā
Of course, his awkward, nervous manner didnāt match that image at all.
āWith a fragile heart like this, how is he supposed to survive in this brutal worldā¦?ā
And this world will only get more brutal from here.
Iāve already prepared myself for serious injuries in the future.
āWhatever. Iāve got divine power. Iāll just heal myself when the time comes.ā
Protagonists always get healing abilities eventually.
āStill, for someone built like a tankā¦ā
I shook my head.
āGoing to Usher? Think again. That guyās completely insane!ā
Well said!
āAnd who saved me from that crazy guy? You, Dad! So lookāIām totally fine now!ā
āā¦You were yesterday.ā
āOh come on, that was yesterday!ā
I didnāt even know I had asthma! Or that dust could do that to me!
āThink about itāgetting kidnapped by Usher and forced to change guardians, or coughing a little? Which oneās worse?ā
His soft eyes looked at me.
āā¦Still. If you went with Usher, you probably wouldnāt have coughed.ā
This manā¦
āWhat about getting kidnapped, then?ā
āI wouldāve stopped itāno matter what it took. That guyās still dangerous.ā
He looked at me seriously, clearly worried.
āGood. Now thatās the attitude! But thereās an even better answer, right?ā
Okay, so the status effect is messing with his thinking.
But based on how he handled Usher, heās definitely not dumb.
After hesitating for a second, Derrick finally answered in a quiet voice.
āā¦I realize now that how I tried to protect you was wrong. Iāll do better next time.ā
I smiled brightly.
āCorrect answer!ā
[Your slightly cheered-up āDadā needs a little push!]
[Ultimate Cuteness Attack: Poke His Cheek!]
No way!
As I winced, the sign changed its wording sneakily:
[Mission! Poke His Cheek!]
No thanks. Itās not even a purification emergency!
[It is recommended to purify āDadā now. If you want a different mission, the next one is āKisāā]
I instantly cut it off.
āDad!ā
We are still at that stage where the guardian and candidate are not that close yet, okay?
Get lost, you ridiculous signboard!
[Mission! Poke His Cheek!]
[If you succeed, a special event might happen!]
Ugh, fine.
I squeezed my eyes shut and poked his cheek.
āThis is your cheer-up gift!ā
āā¦ā¦ā
Huh? Why isnāt he reacting?
[Hidden Skill āPurificationā has been activated!]
A soft holy light spread out between us.
Dad got a light purification, but when I looked upā¦
He was staring at me with gloomy eyes.
He looked touchedābut then he slowly lowered his head and muttered.
āSheās⦠far too good for someone like meā¦ā
Hey, signboard. Get over here.
Your ācuteness missionā just made him more depressed.
You scammer!
Then the shameless signboard threw out a new plan:
[It seems like emotional distance is the real issue!]
[Letās get closer to āDadā!]
[Go for a walk!]
Another walk?!
Thank you for the translation again! Ahh I love Derrick ;A;
You’re so welcome!! Derrick really knows how to steal hearts šš
This is sooooo cute I loveee it and the picture at the end tooooššš both are my babies now