April 30, 2025 â Wednesday
3:03 PM
[Tarim-ah. How much is house share per month?]
Tarim replied immediately.
3:03 PM
[000 thousand won. Why? Is someone looking to move ină ă ă ?]
She only realized after pressing send that her fingers had panicked and created a ridiculous typo.
âAgh, I messed it up.â
Before she could even dwell on it, two replies came in quick succession.
3:04 PM
[Yeah]
[Is there a room available?]
3:05 PM
[Of course. There is. When do they want to come?]
This time, she carefully typed each word to avoid any more typos. It was someone Moo-ru knew, so even if a lunatic showed up, she figured she’d treat them wellâfeed them, give them a place to sleep.
3:05 PM
[Today]
[This evening]
3:05 PM
[Oh, must be urgent.]
[The room is clean, so itâs fine.]
3:06 PM
[Thank you]
3:06 PM
[I should be the one thanking you]
[What time will they arrive?]
3:08 PM
[Around⊠8 PM]
3:08 PM
[Okay, Iâll get things ready]
[But…]
[Are they your friend?]
Tarim stood frozen in the middle of the room, staring at her phone. The read receipt on her question about the new tenant quickly disappeared. One minute. Two. Three. No response. Anxiety began to buildâhad she made things awkward by asking? After over five minutes of silence, she just sent the house address and turned off her phone. Moo-ru never replied.
That eveningâs dinner: rice balls.
The dysfunctional food situation at Hwaran’s house had been going on for about a month. No matter how much they coaxed or threatened, the Queen of Bongnim-dong was completely out of it. Still, today she made rice.
Lee Kyum stuffed his face with rice balls filled with stir-fried anchovies. The bruise on his cheekbone from an unfortunate incident 12 days ago had now turned yellow.
âIs this person moving to Junsan for work? Sounds like a last-minute decision.â
His yellowish eyelid fluttered as he dug into the second rice ball. Each one had a random filling: stir-fried kimchi. The first had been seaweed stems.
âMmâŠ.â
Even with a new housemate moving in, Tarim didnât seem thrilled.
âHope they have a nice personality.â
Said the yellow-cheeked roommate cheerfully.
âSame.â
Agreed the yellow-eyed one.
It was a bit rich, coming from the two whoâd beaten each other blue just a while ago.
Tarim shook her head.
â…MmmâŠ.â
âArenât you eating? Did you snack while making them?â
â…MmmâŠ.â
âStingy bastard. No wonder the seaweed stem one felt dry.â
âDoesnât look like youâre full. Did you lose your country or something?â
âYeahâŠâ
âOh right⊠We accidentally lost national sovereigntyâŠâ
â…YeahâŠâ
BANG!
Hosik slammed the table.
WhoaâLee Kyum jumped so hard he almost spit anchovies. Tarim didnât even flinch.
âHow long are you gonna be like this?!â
âItâs not like I didnât make foodâŠâ
Finally, Tarim collapsed face-first onto the table.
At that momentâ
DING-DONG-DING-DONG-DING!!!!!!
The doorbell rang.
All three of them clutched their chests in shock.
âSomeone change that goddamn bell already!!!â
The house, built over 60 years ago, still had its original doorbellâa traditional jangling sound that could wake Sleeping Beauty.
While Hosik raged, Tarim mumbled as she headed to the door.
âIt still works fine, so why change itâŠ? Itâs not even 6:30 yet. Theyâre early.â
Yes, just a moment!
In a Western-style house this old, with a wide living room, you had to shout to be heard.
Lee Kyum and Hosik quickly wiped their mouths with tissuesâwanted to look presentable for the new housemate.
Tarim unlatched the wooden door and swung it open, greeting with a loud, cheerful voiceâ
âWelcome. Youâre earlyââ
âand froze.
Standing beside a large suitcase, the new housemate wasâŠ
ââŠSorry. I arrived earlier than expectedâŠâ
Ju Moo-ru.
Tarim stood like a giant door herself, frozen in place, tongue pressed behind her upper teeth mid-word. Moo-ru, awkwardly apologizing, wasnât even looking at Tarim but somewhere off into space.
Moo-ru-ya.
Something deep inside Tarim called her name. Her bodyâmassive, door-likeâbecame stiff as an actual door.
âAh, uh, Mu, Moo⊠Here, why, howâŠ.â
She was probably trying to say, âWow, Moo-ru, you’re the new tenant? How did this happen?â
Both broken, they stood at the entrance, mumbling incoherently. In their minds, they were replaying the same scene: that night at Moo-ruâs house.
âThe, earlier, reply⊠sorryâŠâ
(Sorry for not replying earlier. I didnât know how to explain⊠suddenly felt bad.)
âSeoul⊠no, your stuffâŠâ
(What about your house in Seoul? Wait, never mindâlet me take your bag. It must be heavy.)
âUh, yeah? OkayâŠâ
(Thanks. Please take it.)
Moo-ru handed over the suitcase handle without lookingâan awkward no-look pass. Tarim took itâcreakily.
Two voices called out from deeper inside the house, wondering why they werenât coming in. Soon, two men entered the hallway. Lee Kyum called out brightly:
âMoo-ru! Long time no see! You remember me, right?!!â
He rushed over. Moo-ru leaned sideways to smile past Tarim.
âUh⊠yes.â
She hadnât known one of Tarimâs housemates recognized her. She tried hard not to look flustered.
âHey, why so formal! We went to elementary school together. What brings you here! Come in, come in!â
Ahâthey were classmates. That gave her some relief. Lee Kyum nudged Tarim aside.
âSo crowded! What are you doing? Letâs move that bag and set the table!â
Suddenly acting like a mother-in-law, he led Moo-ru inside without hesitation.
âYouâre the one moving in? Thatâs great.â
âThank youâŠâ
Their voices grew distant as Tarim stood there like a haunted mannequin. She eventually turned her body inside, stiffly. Outside, the sky was still bathed in twilight.
It couldnât be more awkward if it tried.
Lee Kyum and Hosik were smiling desperately. Four people were seated around the living room sofa table. Two in stranger-mode. The other two trying too hardâlike a blind date gone wrong.
âMy nameâs Kwon Hosik.â
âYouâre a detective, right?â
He cracked a pointless joke. Then they both laughed way too hard, slapping each other.
They had arranged the seats so the two shy onesâTarim and Moo-ruâsat together. But both sat stiff as new recruits, knees at 90 degrees, hands on thighs.
âTry this. Tarim made the scorched-rice tea herself.â
Hosik scraped up all the fake sweetness he could muster and pushed the bowl toward her.
If he treated his girlfriend like this, maybe they wouldnât have broken up. Moo-ru took the bowl with both hands and sipped.
âItâs delicious.â
She smiled brightly. Kyum and Hosik felt slightly relieved. Only slightly.
Lee Kyum chimed in quickly.
âIsnât it great? She dries the scorched rice and boils it herself! Tarimâs cookingâseriously, if you eat just one meal, youâll forget your momâs food!â
Moo-ru tried to go along with the moodâbut her reply went totally off-track.
âAh⊠I donât live with my mom, so I donât know what momâs food tastes likeâŠâ
Everyone around the table went silent. Moo-ru wanted to disown the version of herself from five seconds ago.
âOi, Lee KyumâŠâ
Tarim quietly scolded him. Thanks to that, Moo-ru now knew the loud oneâs name. She wanted to fix the mood fast.
âI lived with my dad in Gangneung. My parents are divorced.â
Butâ
âMy momâs here in Junsan, but we havenât been in touch since I left.â
âŠShe gained +1 in life experience. The experience of donât talk too much when youâre nervous. Tarimâs face was still stiff. Moo-ru thought it was because she had shown up unannounced and made Tarim uncomfortable.
âI thought Iâd get here by 8, but a friend dropped me off at Dongseoul Terminal, so I ended up arriving early. I wanted to message you, but I figured you were having dinnerâŠâ
She had been DMing with Sola, who heard Moo-ru was packing for a few months in the countryside and offered her a ride since she was in Seoul for work. It was only their second time meeting in person despite being longtime friends, so it was both a happy and apologetic reunion.
âTarim⊠Iâm sorry for coming without properly discussing it. I can go back to Seoul. Itâs okay.â