Chapter 3Â
Iâm five years old now.
When I turn six, Count TortĂł will adopt me. At seven, my hair will start to darken.
Which means, if I run into Count TortĂł within the next two years, this blonde hair of mine will likely lead to adoption.
âAt least thereâs a low chance heâll find me sooner than last time.â
Back then, the Count wasnât even sure if his illegitimate childâor Rayleighâwas alive until he found us.
âDo you have any memories of your mother?â
âNoâŠâ
âI see. Iâm just glad youâre alive.â
Thatâs what he said.
No one would scour every orphanage in the country looking for a child whose life or death is uncertain.
âThen what should I do until the Count shows up?â
I canât just run into the streets in the body of a penniless orphan from a broke-down orphanage.
After considering a few options, I came to one solution:
â [Should we just meet him and kill him?]
Why is this fairy so obsessed with violence�
No, Iâm not talking about some unrealistic idea of slicing through guards and assassinating a noble at the age of five.
âI need to catch the eye of a different noble before the Count finds me.â
The countries of this continent have waged endless wars, and the Debelloa Empire, where I live, has been pushing its conquest wars to the brink as if trying to end its long history of warfare.
The empire wonâbut not without consequences.
âThat means there are a lot of war orphans.â
As kids roamed the streets, the Emperor himself declared:
âWe must actively support institutions that protect children.â
With the imperial family taking the lead, nobles followed suitâdonating to orphanages to gain favor.
And sometimes, nobles who lost their heirs in war and had no worthy relatives came to adopt children from orphanages…
â [Ugh, I hate long worldbuilding dumps. This is so boring. Dropping this.]
Why does the drop-fairy keep hopping on and off the story?
â [If you’re gonna drop it, do it quietly ^^]
â [They keep saying they’re dropping it, but never actually leave. Classic troll.]
To sum it up for the impatient fairies: orphans can meet nobles.
â [1-line summary, thanks]
â [If it’s a childcare story, the MC better get adopted by a duke at least]
âNo. Adoption isnât what Iâm aiming for.â
Thatâs not something I can control.
Thereâs a much easier way to build a connection with an adult noble.
Through the guardianship system.
âIf I get a guardian, theyâll need to give consent before anyone else can adopt me.â
No one wants to invest in a childâs training only for some random biological parent to swoop in and take them.
Count TortĂł also occasionally took in kids with sword talent under his guardianship, so I knew this well.
âAdoption already takes forever due to checks for biological family. If thereâs a guardian involved tooâŠâ
I could easily buy myself several months. All I need is a guardianânot even financial support.
That way, even if Count TortĂł finds me, Iâll have time to act.
â [But isnât she gonna find her real family?]
â [Feels like thereâs a secret royal birth here]
I did try to secretly look into that, just in case I get kicked out of the countâs house someday.
But thereâs no detailed information on some random commonerâs kid. Of course I found nothing.
â [Is this a hidden clue?]
â [She’s totally a secret noble or princess]
â [LMAO, so many heroines just flashed through my head]
âŠ
Fairies often sound like they really know whatâs going on in my life. But then theyâll go off on the wildest, most ridiculous tangents.
âWhat kind of country do these âheroinesâ they keep talking about even live in?â
Even I, who used to collect gossip for the count, havenât heard of stuff like this. These fairies must be from a very distant land.
âB-Because the flower was so pretty, I wanted to show it to you, maâamâhicâŠâ
â [Ah, here comes the baby-talking heroine]
â [Sheâs five, probably almost six. Kids that age usually speak pretty clearly]
â [My niece was still baby-talking at six!]
â [Can childcare story heroines please speak properly]
âIs it really such a crime to bite my tongue a little?â
I just havenât fully adjusted to this tiny body yet. Slipping up now and then is only natural.
But every time I slur a word, the fairies scold me like Iâve broken some sacred law.
Not even the strict etiquette lessons at the countâs house were this harsh.
âSo unforgivingâŠâ
As I offered the flower Iâd picked from the backyard, my expression stiffened. The noblewoman in front of me looked down with concern.
âAre you alright, dear?â
âI-itâs just that youâre so much prettier than the flower, my heart went thump-thump and I got the hiccups. Hehe.â
âOh myâŠâ
The noblewomanâs cheeks flushed slightly at the compliment.
âPhew. Another good impression!â
If I keep this up, maybe sheâll become my guardian!
Lately, Iâve made it my daily routine to keep watch for approaching noble carriages. If one stopped in front of the orphanage, Iâd be the first to run out and greet them.
Even the penny-pinching director started smiling more because of me.
âThis orphanage must take great care in managing the children.â
âOf course, of course.â
âThis ribbon was a gift from the director!â
âDonations from kind supporters should be used for the children, naturally. I donât do this for the money.â
Even the stingy director could smile sweetly when money was involved.
By constantly praising him and charming nobles, I earned their favorâand the director kept me by his side more often.
Thanks to that, I became the default spokesperson for the kids whenever nobles visited.
HeheâŠ
I played the role of a sweet, grateful child. He used me to present himself as a kind, caring director.
A perfectly symbiotic relationshipâthough he didnât realize it.
â [#SchemingHeroine]
Scheming? Please. No oneâs getting hurt. Iâd say Iâm more of a “pure-minded strategist.”
But while I welcomed anyone with guardian potential, the fairies remained picky.
â [Baroness? Kinda underwhelming tbh]
â [Obviously sheâs gonna get adopted by a duke, right?]
âItâs not obvious at all. Dukes rarely show up here themselves.â
Even if nobles visited the orphanage fairly often, high-ranking ones like dukes usually sent representatives.
But the fairies just couldnât let go of the idea of a duke.
â [Daddy, come quick! Our babyâs about to get snatched by Tart!]
Itâs TortĂł, not TartâŠ
Calling some unknown duke âDaddyâ even though theyâve never appeared on-screen.
I shook my head at their logic, but focused on my own task.
âThis is the playroom! We have picture books and dolls.â
I chattered away next to a noblewoman, acting like a cheerful little tour guide.
â [Child labor, smh đ]
â [Our girl is a pro. More work, please!]
Are you sad or just demanding more?
âThank you for showing me around.â
âNo problem! I had fun. Goodbye!â
Whew, mission accomplished for the day.
As I came back in after escorting the elegant baroness to the door, the fairies turned their attention to other kids.
Especially whenever I talked to a boy.
â [So youâre the male lead, huh?]
Iâm the heroine. That makes him the male lead, I guess.
So⊠a male protagonist.
âDoes that mean he can hear the fairies too?â
I asked the boy in front of me:
âEddin, have you ever heard the word âmale leadâ before?â
âHuh? Nope.â
Guess he canât hear them either.
As I was still wondering about it, Eddin pulled something from his hands and held it out to me.
It was a roll of bread wrapped in paper.
â [Bread courier?]
Iâve never heard that term, but the tone says itâs not a compliment.
Still, Eddinâs gesture came from a kind place.
âThis was todayâs snack. You didnât get to eat, right?â
âYou saved it for me?â
âYeah. You looked busy with the adults.â
âIâm fine. You eat it.â
âBut stillâŠâ
âYou need to eat more.â
Eddin was so small I thought he was younger, but turns out weâre the same age.
They say boys grow later, but still, good nutrition matters early on.
Count TortĂłâs sonâand once my older brotherâGerald was alsoâ
â [Wait, is his name Getrolled?]
No! Itâs GeraldâŠ