Chapter 02
âWhat the heck is this?â
Maybe itâs because I met a grim reaper, actually went back to the past, and enlisted again, but when I saw the status window I wasnât all that surprised.
If anything, I felt more like, Yeah, I figured as much.
I reached out toward the empty air.
To anyone else it would look like I was just waving my hand around, but in reality I was poking and swiping through the translucent status screen.
When I tapped the âConfirmâ button, the details of the quest âRe-enlist and Earn Ten Billion Wonâ unfolded.
[If you complete service and are discharged as a Sergeant, you will receive all accumulated prize money.]
[However, discharge for personal or medical reasons will be considered a quest failure.]
âWell, I expected that.â
Itâs not like weâre talking about pocket change. Theyâre offering ten billion wonâof course they wouldnât allow an early discharge on a technicality.
Still, I found myself smacking my lips in faint disappointment.
I kept reading.
[You can accumulate prize money by clearing additional quests that will appear.]
[Quests are divided into four grades: Normal, Rare, Special, and Legendary.]
[The higher the grade, the greater the prize money.]
âThis feels just like an online game.â
Before I started my business, Iâd been into gaming to relieve stress. Memories from that time came flooding back.
[Quests appear randomly once certain conditions are met. Those conditions cannot be checked in advance.]
So itâs a blind system to prevent people from targeting specific quests.
âThat grim reaper⊠she was fussier than she looked.â
She had acted generous, but on closer inspection, not so much.
Anyway, to summarize: wait for a quest to pop up at any time, donât miss the chance, and clear it.
âHow big is the difference in rewards between the lowest and highest grades?â
I couldnât tell exactly, but I did figure out that even quests of the same grade can pay different amounts.
âDoesnât sound too hardâŠâ
Though, since I hadnât actually seen any quest details yet, it was too soon to call it easy.
I was still fiddling with the half-transparent window when I heard heavy boots approaching from the hallway.
My body reacted before I thought.
Snap! I jumped to my feet, while a few lazy guys were still lying down.
I cleared my throat loudly to draw attention, then silently pointed toward the hall. The others quickly sat up, startled.
Just as the last man sat upright, a drill instructor entered right on cue.
By now everyone probably had cold sweat on their backs.
âAttention, everyone.â
âAttention!â
âMeal time is scheduled. Assemble outside the barracks immediately. Understood?â
âYes, understood!â
Their voices were tense and stiff.
Of course. It hadnât even been half a day since orientation. Adjusting to the cursed army atmosphere would take time.
âNot that Iâm any different.â
I was less afraid than the rest only because Iâd been through enlistment before.
Still, the whole thing felt twice as miserableâmaybe because I already knew what was coming.
Following the instructorâs orders, we headed toward the front of the barracks.
For now we were still in civilian clothes, which was a small comfort.
âUniforms probably get issued tomorrow, right?â
It had been nearly twenty years, so my memory was fuzzy.
The instructors began lining us up.
âAlign ranks and files!â
âMatch shoulders with the person next to you. Understood?â
âYes!â
Maybe because it was the first day, tension still filled everyoneâs voices.
I, on the other hand, felt more a hollow disbelief than nerves.
âStill, theyâre offering ten billionâŠâ
Not exactly free money, but I couldnât pass it up.
I steeled myself with thoughts of that fortune and quickened my pace toward the mess hall with the others.
The military base scenery after twenty years felt strangely nostalgic. Old memories surfaced.
âI think the PX was around thereâŠâ
Not that we were allowed to use it.
Back when I served, smartphones were out of the question, and shared living spaces like this were just dreams. Service was a full two years then. Soon after I discharged, they started shortening it bit by bit.
Compared to todayâs army, the old days were definitely tougherâthough still easier than my fatherâs generation.
We arrived at the plain, rugged entrance of the mess hall.
The instructor pointed to the sign above the door.
âWhen entering the mess or barracks, always shout the unit motto. Got it?â
âYes, understood!â
The motto of this training camp was:
âToday as wellâLove! Respect! Consideration! Aja, aja, aja!â
Ugh. Saying it gave me goosebumps.
Never thought Iâd shout a unit motto again in this lifetime.
Just as we were about to step inside, another instructor came out and stopped us.
âHold for a moment!â
âHold!â
We froze in place.
Maybe there was a problem with the kitchen? That was my first guess.
But no.
âThe TV station is coming to film. Drill instructors, gather for a quick meeting.â
âYes, understood.â
At the word TV station, murmurs broke out.
âA TV station? Out of nowhere?â
âAre we going to be on TV like this?â
âNo wayâŠâ
Suddenly, an old memory resurfaced.
âOh right. That did happen.â
A documentary team once visited to film the first day of new recruits. It had been so long Iâd forgotten, but the instructorâs words cleared the fog.
The instructors received quick instructions, nodded, and returned to keep us under control.
âCompany, attention!â
âAttention!â
âAll eyes front. The TV crew might shove cameras at you during the meal and ask questions. Donât panicâanswer well. Understood?â
âYes, yes, understood!â
The thought of being interviewed clearly rattled the recruits. Not everyone likes being on camera.
But in the army, even if you hate it, you have no choice.
âIf they ask how you feel about enlisting, you must answer positively. Any squad that disobeys will get extra drills.â
Classic militaryâordering us to give canned answers.
âNot that it concerns me.â
The odds of me getting interviewed among all these people were slim. It hadnât happened the first time either.
Knowing the future made it easy to stay calm.
ButâŠ
Ding!
A foreboding chime rang in my head.
[Normal Quest Generated.]
[Give an interview as the recruitsâ representative.]
[Reward: 2,000,000 won will be added.]
I nearly swore out loud.
Two million won for one interviewâpretty lucrative.
Still, the idea of volunteering annoyed me. Especially after the instructor basically demanded we praise the army.
Complimenting the military is one of the things I hate most.
But I knew the truth: I didnât have the right to refuse.
The instructor asked, âAnyone confident they can give a good interview? Good talker? Raise your hand.â
ââŠâŠâ
ââŠâŠâ
Silence. I could practically hear eyeballs rolling.
Of course no one volunteered.
Normally the instructor would just pick someone at random.
And thatâs whenâ
I let out a deep sigh and raised my hand.
Every eye turned to me, most of them saying, Is he crazy?
The instructor looked intrigued. âRecruit number 156. Confident you can handle the interview?â
âYes! Iâll do my best!â
I wasnât some kid anymore. Iâd done countless presentations in front of large crowds while running my business.
Twenty years ago I couldnât have imagined it, but now? No problem.
Though, of course, I was doing it for the money.
I sat at a table with two other randomly selected recruits.
When the TV crew entered the mess hall, the instructor pointed us out.
âInterview those soldiers over there.â
âYouâve already chosen them?â
âYes. Please take good care of them.â
âDonât worry, weâve already spoken with the battalion commander.â
âGood. Just stick to the script.â
âOf course.â
But thereâs a reason people call them âTV station punks.â
From what I remember, even with a script, theyâd toss in unexpected questions to throw off the instructors and recruits alike.
âItâll probably be the same this time.â
The PD, cameraman, and staff began filming the recruits as they ate.
The PD called out, âPlease act natural. Donât stare into the cameraâit looks too staged. Okay?â
âYes, understood!â
Even on day one, everyone answered like well-trained soldiers.
I could feel myselfâand everyone hereâgradually being dyed army green.
Itâs a feeling I absolutely hate.