Chapter 3
The Horam-squirrels were low-level monsters with just enough intelligence to barely understand human speech.
âWell done.â
Since they meant no harm, Heidi couldnât bring herself to scold them. Instead, she reached out and patted each one on their round little heads. Their soft fur under her hand filled her with a strange satisfaction, enough to make her forget about the ruined strawberry plants.
She glanced at her pocket watch.
Seven already? Time flies.
The carriage she had reserved yesterday would be arriving soon.
âAlright, thatâs enough strawberries for now. You worked hard. Go rest inside, and later this afternoon, could you water the lettuce patch?â
The Horam-squirrels squeaked in reply.
âKkruuk!â
At their leaderâs signal, the trio lined up and scurried obediently toward the mansion. Just as they disappeared inside, Heidi noticed a rising dust cloud along the mountain path.
ââŠAlways making such a noisy entrance.â
She pressed her fingers to her temple as a large golden carriage emerged from the haze, speeding straight toward her vegetable garden.
Guuuuhhh!
At the front, a massive red ostrich puffed up its long neck and glared at her. Its strangely expressive face gave off the same exhausted look she used to wear as a low-level civil servant.
Yesâit wasnât pulled by horses. It was an ostrich-drawn carriage.
If you could even call it a carriage.
Still, since the driver insisted on calling it that, Heidi humored him and used the term too.
The ostrich carriage skidded to a halt before her, raising another puff of dust.
Screeechâ!
From the overly decorated driverâs seat, complete with frilly ornaments, a tall man climbed down.
âHellooo there~! Thank you for using the ostrich carriage, your fastest and friendliest ride to anywhere you need~!â
The driverâs cheerful voice rang out. The straw hat pulled down over his nose looked oddly familiar.
They say fate brings people together in strange ways.
This manâthis overly friendly coachmanâwas none other than her old problem customer from two years ago.
âWhy wonât you register my ostrich carriage? Youâre discriminating against ostriches!â
Of course, Heidi didnât exactly want to ride a carriage driven by a former nuisance. But his was the only service willing to come all the way to Lium.
Most avoided the area, too close to the Demon Zone. And even if they tried, normal wagons would fall apart on the rough mountain roads. Somehow, this ostrich carriage handled it perfectly.
âUhehehehe!â
The coachmanâs bizarre laugh snapped her back to reality. Her palms grew sweaty with dread.
That laugh⊠it was always the prelude to hell.
âThen letâs gooo~!â
The moment she closed the door, the carriage jolted violently. The ostrich bolted forward at terrifying speed.
âAhhh, not again!â
The ride shook so hard that vibrations rattled her spine and pounded into her skull.
âDamn it! Keep this up and Iâll crawl back to my old job just to cancel your registration! What kind of lunatic official ever approved this?!â
âLunatic? Thatâs harsh! Youâre my savior, remember? Besides, I promised to get you there safelyâI never said anything about comfortably~!â
Oh yes, that infuriating habit of ending every sentence with a singsong -yong was still there, too.
âSafe, sure! No one would dare get close to this death trap! Even an old orc would run away in terror!â
âHaha! Thank you for your trust in our safe service~!â
âThat wasnât a compliment! At this rate, Iâll end up with hemorrhoids! At least put in some cushions!â
âOooh~! Excellent suggestion. Weâll add it to our customer feedback!â
Maybe he was a good driver in his own way. The problem was that his idea of good service meant sacrificing all comfort in favor of speed and enthusiasm.
No wonder she was the only one who ever booked this thing. In the past two years, she had never once failed to reserve a seat.
Still, between their constant bickering and his chaotic driving, the five-hour trip to Rayben passed quicklyâthough âchaoticallyâ was the more accurate word.
The Capital, Rayben
Raybenâs central district, packed with shops, the city hall, and all the major facilities, was the empireâs beating heart.
Ugh⊠after five hours in that carriage, the world wonât stop spinning.
Weaving through the crowded streets, Heidi finally arrived in front of Henryâs Produce Shop.
âOh, our little baroness is here!â
A stout, balding man waved from a stool inside the shop.
âHello, Mr. Henry!â
This was Henry, the owner of the largest produce store in the capital, and a long-time acquaintance. Back when Heidi was still a civil servant, she had been one of his regular customers, and over time theyâd grown close enough to drop formalities.
Later, when she took up farming, Henry had shared his expertise on fruits and vegetables, helping her get started.
âWhatâs with your voice? You sound like you swallowed a goat.â
âI⊠took the ostrich carriage.â
Seeing her pale, exhausted face, Henry nodded knowingly.
âAh, that thing. Iâve seen it in town. Looks horrifying every time. I didnât even know ostriches could grow to three meters until then.â
If even Henry thought it was terrifying, then it wasnât just her imagination.
âSo, how are you these days? You look brighter than before. Farming must be going well.â
âIt is! Really well! Look, hereâs proof!â
She pulled out the basket she had carried all the way from Lium and handed it to him. Inside, neatly wrapped in cloth, were fresh, red strawberries.
âStrawberries?â
âYes. First harvest. I wanted you to have some as a gift.â
âConfident, arenât you? You know Iâm picky.â
He wasnât exaggerating. Henry had a reputation for rejecting any fruit that wasnât top quality. Customers trusted his shop precisely because of that.
âThatâs why I brought them. If they pass your standards, Iâll know I can sell them with confidence.â
âFair enough. Iâll try themâand be brutally honest.â
Henry washed a few strawberries in the back and returned. Heidi watched nervously as he bit into one.
ââŠWhat is this?â
âW-whatâs wrong?â
Her heart sank at his flat question.
Then Henry spoke again, his face unreadable.
âI thought youâd sprinkled sugar on them. How can strawberries be this sweet? And the fragranceâthis is on par with the best fruit I sell.â
It was high praise.
âHa ha!â Heidi finally burst into a relieved grin.
âYouâve worked hard, havenât you? Looks like youâve really succeeded. Donât you dare forget me when youâre rich.â
âOf course not! You gave me the best advice when I started. Iâll even sell to you at a discount.â
âThatâs the Rayben spirit!â
They laughed together until Henry suddenly snapped his fingers.
âOh right, you were looking for workers. Itâs almost strawberry harvest season, isnât it?â
âYes!â
This was why she had traveled all the way here. Yesterday, she had sent Henry a message asking if he could find laborers for her. With his wide connections, she was hopeful.
âHonestly, getting ordinary workers might be tough. Your territory may be safe, but itâs still right next to the Demon Zone. Most people wonât go near it.â
âUgh⊠is there really no way?â
âInstead of workers, you might need mercenaries.â
Her eyes widened. Then she nodded.
âOh! That makes sense. Some mercenaries specialize in monster subjugationâthey might be willing to work in Lium.â
âExactly. In fact, I know a good one. ButâŠâ
âWhat? Too expensive?â
Her funds were thinâmost of her inheritance and severance had already gone into starting the farm.
âNo, not that. He doesnât work for money.â
âThen thatâs perfect!â
Henry shook his head. âNot quite. He only takes jobs that interest him. If heâs not in the mood, he wonât even listen.â
Now Heidi understood his hesitation. This mercenary sounded like a free spiritâunreliable, maybe.
But she couldnât go home empty-handed. Without extra hands, her strawberries would rot before they could be harvested.
âThen at least tell me where to find him. Iâll try talking to him myself.â
Henry hesitated, then sighed.
âThe problem is, he only shows up when he feels like it. Hard to track downâŠâ
Then Henryâs eyes suddenly widened.
âHuh?â
âWhat is it?â Heidi asked, puzzled.
She turned to follow his gazeâ
And saw a stranger standing right behind her.