Chapter 3
âThe Kid I Raised on My Backâ
âAre you crazy? Noooâ!â
A childâs scream echoed.
âPlease! Save me!â
Yoon Tae-jin clasped his hands together and prostrated himself before Jin Do-hyun.
Ever since the author of âOur Familyâs Youngestâ had shot him a strange look at the Clef office a few days ago, he had been coming to Do-hyunâs house every day, begging like this.
The reason was simple: he wanted Do-hyun to appear as the âyoungestâ in âOur Familyâs Youngest.â
âIâm a producer! Not a kindergartener, am I!?â
âLook in the mirror! Just by your face and actions, youâre a total kindergartenerââ
âShhhhhhâ!â
Do-hyun snatched the back-scratcher beside him and shouted.
That little wooden stick had become his prized possession and essential survival tool.
Since his body had shrunk and his arms shortened, he couldnât even scratch his back without it.
âHah⊠guh! Iâm already stressed enough! Please stop bothering me!â
Do-hyun scratched his back vigorously with the back-scratcher.
âSave me! You said youâd help!â
âAh!â
How had things come to this?
Do-hyun blamed himself for opening the door earlier.
Just ten minutes ago, he had been enjoying a peaceful time.
Piano Fairy Doremi
A childrenâs animation so ridiculously cutesy that it made your hands and feet cringe: little fairies play the piano, compose songs, and defeat villains. At least, thatâs what he had thought at first.
ButâŠ
âHmmâŠâ
By chance, Do-hyun stumbled upon Piano Fairy Doremi, and it immediately captured his eyes and ears.
The protagonist, Doremi, summoned a piano for a dazzling performance; her friend and rival, Misora, added melodies on a shoulder keyboard; and the mercenary, Tam-Tam, summoned drums for a perfect ensemble.
âMelody Beam!â
âAaagh!â
A tremendous burst of energy erupted, and the villain collapsed miserably.
Ah! The dopamine rush never gets old! A masterpiece!
But that wasnât all. He had assumed childrenâs anime themes would be simple, but they werenât.
The song progressed in a C#m âmoney chord,â yet on closer inspection, it was meticulously crafted.
In the verses, the Lydian scale added a magical, mysterious atmosphere; in the chorus, the Phrygian scale amplified grandeur and emotion.
On the surface, it looked like a cute kidsâ animation with adorable characters, but the theme song was masterfully made, enough to make your heart race.
A few days ago, Do-hyun had suddenly turned into a child and panicked for a while.
It was understandable. Becoming a child without reason was shocking enoughâbeing sane was already a blessing.
âWhy? Who did this? Can I turn back?â
His mind was filled with worries and random thoughts, but ultimately, he found no answers.
Strangely, as time passed, he felt calmer.
Humans are creatures of adaptation⊠had he really adapted?
Or had his mind and thoughts simplified along with his body?
Or had his brain gone mad from not being able to accept such an unreal situation�
In any case, Piano Fairy Doremi was like a drop of rain in a drought for him.
Thanks to it, he had even paid for a subscription and was binge-watching.
Today, he planned to watch âSeason 3â with a sweet drink.
ButâŠ
âDamn it!â
When the doorbell rang, Do-hyun naturally assumed it was his drink delivery.
Little did he know, it was Yoon Tae-jin!
ââŠ.â
Tae-jin wasnât happy either.
He hadnât originally intended to ask Do-hyun for anything.
Do-hyun, suddenly turned into a child, had worried him.
âIs his mind intact? Is he eating properly?â
Unable to stand idly by, he came to Do-hyunâs house himself, only to findâŠ
âHa ha ha!â
âHo ho ho ho!â
âŠDo-hyun was doing perfectly fine, to the point that Tae-jin felt foolish for worrying.
The living room was littered with snack bags and drink cans. The five-year-old Do-hyun had spent the entire day lying on the sofa, watching cartoons.
And most importantly:
âDonât worry, hyung!â
âWhat if you never turn backâŠ?â
âDo you secretly hope that happens?â
âNo way! Lumis has to start coming back soonâŠâ
âHuh? What do you think of me? My body doesnât matter. My genius talent is intact. Lumisâ little prodigy escaping? Donât worry. Iâll even have the office remodeled.â
Shrunken Do-hyun made even bolder boasts than before, raising Tae-jinâs expectations.
Yet now, he was slouched on the sofa, waving him offâwell, back-scratcher-waving him off.
Tae-jin felt a wave of helplessness.
âThis is all because of that Doremi, Misora, or whatever!â
Tae-jinâs anger was directed at an innocent childrenâs program.
âAh, by the way! Did anyone come looking for me?â
At that, Do-hyun suddenly jumped up and asked.
ââŠNot really?â
ââŠIs that so? Good. You can rest for a while then.â
Do-hyun flopped back down. His eyes sparkled.
ââŠIs he crying?â
Tae-jin looked at him with a pang of sympathy.
Do-hyun had little to no charm in how he spoke or acted, yet he also seemed pitiful.
Many sought out âProducer Jin Do-hyunâ or âIdol Jin Do-hyun,â but few cared about the human Do-hyun.
He never showed his feelings, built walls when someone got close, left without notice or wordâpeople called him âselfish.â
But Tae-jin knew better.
It was just Do-hyunâs self-defense.
He didnât know how to rely on anyone.
He isolated himself, saying he preferred being alone.
He never admitted loneliness, but always seemed lonely.
He kept the world at a distance.
ââŠRight. Heâs human too. He must feel hurt sometimes.â
âHaahâWhat? What are you looking at?â
Do-hyun yawned, mouth tiny and wide.
ââŠNo, I underestimated him.â
He thought it was a sad tear, but it was a yawn. Oh, bad timing.
ââŠYouâre real, right?â
Tae-jin jumped to his feet.
âUghââ
Do-hyun picked his nose with a tiny hand, still staring at Doremi on TV.
âAh, hyung!â
ââŠWhat?â
âTake a coffee when you go. I even ordered two extra just to reach the minimum order.â
ââŠ.â
What a bratâŠ
Tae-jin gritted his teeth. His fists trembled.
ââŠFine, Iâll drink it. But donât regret it.â
âI wonât~â
Do-hyun waved the back-scratcher lazily.
âHan Jin-seo is going to VISTA.â
ââŠWhat?â
Do-hyun sat up straight.
âStop movingâ!â
Tae-jin stopped, smiling wryly.
âSee? Feeling like talking now?â
âHa ha ha!â
Do-hyun rolled on the sofa, holding his stomach.
âSo⊠thatâs how it isâŠâ
Then he suddenly made a cold face, andâ
âHa!â
He laughed again, loudly.
âYeah⊠I guess thatâs possible.â
He kept alternating between laughing like a maniac and composing himself.
âAre you sure?â
âYes, Iâm sure!â
âHah.â
Do-hyun snorted. Tae-jin smiled inside.
Usually, he was on the receiving end from Do-hyun, but today was different.
With a little provocation, he could sometimes stand above Do-hyun.
âHa ha ha. Han Jin-seo at VISTA? That rookie too?â
âYes!â
Tae-jin snapped his fingers, satisfied.
VISTA Entertainment.
One of Koreaâs top agencies, where Do-hyun had been a composer and producer.
He had created countless hits and albums there but eventually left.
The reasons were varied: differences in work style, values, personalityâŠ
But the real reason:
âI want to raise my idols my way!â
Do-hyun wanted to create ârealâ idols in his own style.
VISTA had a strong system and capital, but it also erased the colors of its producers.
He left to pursue his dream of making something truly his own.
Then one day, an annoying mosquito appeared.
âHyung, I heard you left VISTA? Actually, you were kicked out, right?â
âHyung, I heard about that plagiarism with BURN IT UP.â
âHyung, youâve been quiet lately. Retiring? Well, you were too successful for your skill, right?â
âHyung.â
âHyung, hyung!â
âWhaaa~!â
Idol-turned-producer Han Jin-seo.
Perhaps because their paths were similar, he felt strong inferiority toward Do-hyun.
Everyone in the industry and fans knew it.
Well, he denied it of course.
And now he was at VISTA, handling rookie projects?
Do-hyun could already predict how annoying heâd be.
âEven if itâs a mosquito you can swat in one hit, itâs annoying if it keeps buzzing.â
That mosquito caught Do-hyunâs attention.
But now it had stripesâan evolved mosquito?
The clash between a little prodigy and a major rookieâŠ
âThis is going to be fun.â
It was perfect for spurring Do-hyunâs competitive spirit.
âWhatâs Lumis doing now?â
After laughing and making serious faces repeatedly, Do-hyun finally spoke with a normal expression.
âHmm? Probably in the practice roomâŠâ
âWhat? Not that song we saw last time, right?â
âT-TitleâŠâ
âDonât even say the word âtitleâ!â
Tae-jin zipped his fingers across his lips.
âUghâŠâ
Do-hyun shook his head, jumped off the sofa.
âHey, where are you going?â
âTo recharge Lumis.â
âRechargeâŠ?â
Do-hyun tilted his short neck.
âHan Jin-seo, need to swat that mosquito. Just a normal swatter wonât do. At least an electric one!â
âOh!â
Tae-jin brightened but tilted his head in doubt.
âSo⊠youâre really going?â
âWhy, what?â
At that moment, Do-hyun saw himself in the mirror and froze.
Short arms, short legs, childrenâs clothes Tae-jin bought.
The tiny T-shirt barely covered his protruding belly, stained with spilled drinks and crumbs.
ââŠ.â
âLetâs clean you up. Want me to wash you?â
âShut⊠up!â