Story 19
“Please tell us about your special skill.”
Interviewer: “Now then, what is your special skill?”
Job Applicant: “Yes! I can squirt mayonnaise from my right elbow!”
Interviewer: “Umm…” (This one’s… definitely a weirdo…)
Interviewer: “Can you really do that?”
Job Applicant: “Yes! I’ll do it now… Ah, sorry! It didn’t come out!”
Interviewer: (What is he even trying to do?)
Job Applicant: “Oh, it was from my left elbow!”
“Squelch squelch squelch” (The applicant rolls up their sleeve and squeezes mayonnaise out of their left elbow.)
Interviewer: (I have no idea what’s going on…)
