Prologue
Q. Have you ever wanted to become a hero, a superpowered person, or a magician?
A. No.
Q. …Not even once in your life?
A. Not even once in my life.
Q. What kind of superpower would you want?
A. Endless money, strong connections, and overflowing luck.
Q. …Are those really superpowers?
A. They are superpowers.
Q. If the game you enjoyed became your superpower?
A. It would be an end-of-the-world disaster.
Q. …What about for you personally?
A. I said, it’s a disaster.
Q. We’re close, right?
A. Who are you?
[Update in progress]
A. Excuse me?
[Restarting the game]
