Chapter 3Ā
Iām five years old now.
When I turn six, Count Tortó will adopt me. At seven, my hair will start to darken.
Which means, if I run into Count Tortó within the next two years, this blonde hair of mine will likely lead to adoption.
āAt least thereās a low chance heāll find me sooner than last time.ā
Back then, the Count wasnāt even sure if his illegitimate childāor Rayleighāwas alive until he found us.
āDo you have any memories of your mother?ā
āNoā¦ā
āI see. Iām just glad youāre alive.ā
Thatās what he said.
No one would scour every orphanage in the country looking for a child whose life or death is uncertain.
āThen what should I do until the Count shows up?ā
I canāt just run into the streets in the body of a penniless orphan from a broke-down orphanage.
After considering a few options, I came to one solution:
ā [Should we just meet him and kill him?]
Why is this fairy so obsessed with violence�
No, Iām not talking about some unrealistic idea of slicing through guards and assassinating a noble at the age of five.
āI need to catch the eye of a different noble before the Count finds me.ā
The countries of this continent have waged endless wars, and the Debelloa Empire, where I live, has been pushing its conquest wars to the brink as if trying to end its long history of warfare.
The empire wonābut not without consequences.
āThat means there are a lot of war orphans.ā
As kids roamed the streets, the Emperor himself declared:
āWe must actively support institutions that protect children.ā
With the imperial family taking the lead, nobles followed suitādonating to orphanages to gain favor.
And sometimes, nobles who lost their heirs in war and had no worthy relatives came to adopt children from orphanages…
ā [Ugh, I hate long worldbuilding dumps. This is so boring. Dropping this.]
Why does the drop-fairy keep hopping on and off the story?
ā [If you’re gonna drop it, do it quietly ^^]
ā [They keep saying they’re dropping it, but never actually leave. Classic troll.]
To sum it up for the impatient fairies: orphans can meet nobles.
ā [1-line summary, thanks]
ā [If it’s a childcare story, the MC better get adopted by a duke at least]
āNo. Adoption isnāt what Iām aiming for.ā
Thatās not something I can control.
Thereās a much easier way to build a connection with an adult noble.
Through the guardianship system.
āIf I get a guardian, theyāll need to give consent before anyone else can adopt me.ā
No one wants to invest in a childās training only for some random biological parent to swoop in and take them.
Count Tortó also occasionally took in kids with sword talent under his guardianship, so I knew this well.
āAdoption already takes forever due to checks for biological family. If thereās a guardian involved tooā¦ā
I could easily buy myself several months. All I need is a guardianānot even financial support.
That way, even if Count Tortó finds me, Iāll have time to act.
ā [But isnāt she gonna find her real family?]
ā [Feels like thereās a secret royal birth here]
I did try to secretly look into that, just in case I get kicked out of the countās house someday.
But thereās no detailed information on some random commonerās kid. Of course I found nothing.
ā [Is this a hidden clue?]
ā [She’s totally a secret noble or princess]
ā [LMAO, so many heroines just flashed through my head]
ā¦
Fairies often sound like they really know whatās going on in my life. But then theyāll go off on the wildest, most ridiculous tangents.
āWhat kind of country do these āheroinesā they keep talking about even live in?ā
Even I, who used to collect gossip for the count, havenāt heard of stuff like this. These fairies must be from a very distant land.
āB-Because the flower was so pretty, I wanted to show it to you, maāamāhicā¦ā
ā [Ah, here comes the baby-talking heroine]
ā [Sheās five, probably almost six. Kids that age usually speak pretty clearly]
ā [My niece was still baby-talking at six!]
ā [Can childcare story heroines please speak properly]
āIs it really such a crime to bite my tongue a little?ā
I just havenāt fully adjusted to this tiny body yet. Slipping up now and then is only natural.
But every time I slur a word, the fairies scold me like Iāve broken some sacred law.
Not even the strict etiquette lessons at the countās house were this harsh.
āSo unforgivingā¦ā
As I offered the flower Iād picked from the backyard, my expression stiffened. The noblewoman in front of me looked down with concern.
āAre you alright, dear?ā
āI-itās just that youāre so much prettier than the flower, my heart went thump-thump and I got the hiccups. Hehe.ā
āOh myā¦ā
The noblewomanās cheeks flushed slightly at the compliment.
āPhew. Another good impression!ā
If I keep this up, maybe sheāll become my guardian!
Lately, Iāve made it my daily routine to keep watch for approaching noble carriages. If one stopped in front of the orphanage, Iād be the first to run out and greet them.
Even the penny-pinching director started smiling more because of me.
āThis orphanage must take great care in managing the children.ā
āOf course, of course.ā
āThis ribbon was a gift from the director!ā
āDonations from kind supporters should be used for the children, naturally. I donāt do this for the money.ā
Even the stingy director could smile sweetly when money was involved.
By constantly praising him and charming nobles, I earned their favorāand the director kept me by his side more often.
Thanks to that, I became the default spokesperson for the kids whenever nobles visited.
Heheā¦
I played the role of a sweet, grateful child. He used me to present himself as a kind, caring director.
A perfectly symbiotic relationshipāthough he didnāt realize it.
ā [#SchemingHeroine]
Scheming? Please. No oneās getting hurt. Iād say Iām more of a “pure-minded strategist.”
But while I welcomed anyone with guardian potential, the fairies remained picky.
ā [Baroness? Kinda underwhelming tbh]
ā [Obviously sheās gonna get adopted by a duke, right?]
āItās not obvious at all. Dukes rarely show up here themselves.ā
Even if nobles visited the orphanage fairly often, high-ranking ones like dukes usually sent representatives.
But the fairies just couldnāt let go of the idea of a duke.
ā [Daddy, come quick! Our babyās about to get snatched by Tart!]
Itās Tortó, not Tartā¦
Calling some unknown duke āDaddyā even though theyāve never appeared on-screen.
I shook my head at their logic, but focused on my own task.
āThis is the playroom! We have picture books and dolls.ā
I chattered away next to a noblewoman, acting like a cheerful little tour guide.
ā [Child labor, smh š]
ā [Our girl is a pro. More work, please!]
Are you sad or just demanding more?
āThank you for showing me around.ā
āNo problem! I had fun. Goodbye!ā
Whew, mission accomplished for the day.
As I came back in after escorting the elegant baroness to the door, the fairies turned their attention to other kids.
Especially whenever I talked to a boy.
ā [So youāre the male lead, huh?]
Iām the heroine. That makes him the male lead, I guess.
So⦠a male protagonist.
āDoes that mean he can hear the fairies too?ā
I asked the boy in front of me:
āEddin, have you ever heard the word āmale leadā before?ā
āHuh? Nope.ā
Guess he canāt hear them either.
As I was still wondering about it, Eddin pulled something from his hands and held it out to me.
It was a roll of bread wrapped in paper.
ā [Bread courier?]
Iāve never heard that term, but the tone says itās not a compliment.
Still, Eddinās gesture came from a kind place.
āThis was todayās snack. You didnāt get to eat, right?ā
āYou saved it for me?ā
āYeah. You looked busy with the adults.ā
āIām fine. You eat it.ā
āBut stillā¦ā
āYou need to eat more.ā
Eddin was so small I thought he was younger, but turns out weāre the same age.
They say boys grow later, but still, good nutrition matters early on.
Count Tortóās sonāand once my older brotherāGerald was alsoā
ā [Wait, is his name Getrolled?]
No! Itās Geraldā¦