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TFWSDW 10

TFWSDW | Chapter 10

Chapter 10

Usher sneered with cold eyes, then left.

I didn’t find it funny at all.

ā€˜How is he any different from a third-rate villain running away while saying ā€œI’ll get you next timeā€?’

What was left behind? Just a lingering cloud of dust, rubble from the broken wall—

And a big hole.

I scratched my cheek as I looked at the scene.

ā€˜Uhhh… This might be a bit of a problem.’

What do I tell Siara?


* * *

Fortunately, Usher’s intrusion was dismissed as an ā€œoverly enthusiasticā€ introduction attempt by a guardian candidate.

So things were resolved without any major problems.

That was thanks to the investigator who completely believed my side of the story.

By the way, I made sure to say everything in a way that worked in Derrick’s favor.

Which, to be fair—was also true.

ā€˜I didn’t expect it to actually work, though.’

It seems people were way more interested in the fact that I passed ā€œThe Mazeā€
—especially with such a fast record.

ā€˜Too much attention is dangerous.’

This game follows one absolute rule:

ā€˜Too much attention OR too little both lead to disaster.’

If you don’t get enough attention:

Even if you reveal your identity, supporters might scatter, or you’ll get crushed by public opinion. Your political strength weakens.

But if you get too much attention:

Fanatics, spies, and lunatics will all start clinging to you.

ā€˜You need balance to reach the happy ending…’

I stared blankly ahead.

In front of me was a pitifully hunched back, slouched and crumpled on the floor.

ā€˜Why is he digging into the ground like he lost something after guarding me so well?’

Since Derrick’s attack destroyed our old room, we’d been moved to a new one.

But judging by how down he looked, you’d never guess he was the one who just blew a man through a wall.

I walked over with little stomping steps.

Turn!

Dad quickly turned his back to me to hide his face.

Stomp stomp stomp!

Turn!

Stomp stomp!

Turn…

ā€œAaah, seriously!ā€

So frustrating, this man!

ā€œI’m not dead, okay?! I’m not even hurt! I’m totally fine!ā€

Yup.

This man was shook when he saw me coughing like crazy from the dust.

Was it really that shocking?

ā€˜How was I supposed to know I was that sensitive to dust?!’

After I breathed it in, I didn’t stop coughing until I finally passed out asleep.

Dad stayed by my side the whole night.

Sure, he’s my guardian, so it’s his job… but still.

It felt kinda strange.

I’ve never had anyone stay by me when I was sick before.


ā€œStop playing that stupid game already!ā€

ā€œYou tell her! I don’t have time for this—I’m busy!ā€

ā€œYou’re not the only one who’s busy!ā€


Even as a kid, I grew up with busy, always-fighting parents.

We weren’t poor, but I got hit a lot.

When I was sick, I’d take whatever medicine the housekeeper left and just suffer through it.

Once, I had to call an ambulance for myself because no one else would.

Even then, my parents didn’t come.

ā€œI said I’m fine nowā€¦ā€

Anyway, even though I was totally better the next day,

My dear guardian seemed deeply traumatized.

To be fair, that doctor they called wasn’t helping either.


ā€œShe has mild asthma symptoms. Children are more fragile than you think. Even small shocks can kill them.ā€

ā€œā€¦ā€¦!!ā€


I’ll never forget the look on Derrick’s face—like someone just told him the sun rises in the west.

He was clearly thinking: ā€˜She could die… from coughing?’

I was baffled.

Like, seriously?! That’s how I die?

Normally you’d just say ā€œOkay, I’ll be more careful next time,ā€ right?

But nope—my guardian fell into hardcore self-blame.

Like, over the top levels of guilt.


[Status Effect: Self-Esteem Loss]


Yup. It had to be that.

ā€˜Even in the game, that status effect made it easier to get hit with other negative ones.’

I slapped Derrick’s arm a few times in frustration.

ā€œGet up! I said I’m all better now!ā€

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ā€

ā€œIf you don’t turn your head right now, I’ll go find Usher!ā€

ā€œThat’s dangerous!ā€

Finally, Derrick turned his head—and I was stunned when I saw his face.

His eyes were red.

He wasn’t crying, but he looked like someone who had cried somewhere alone.

He clearly hadn’t slept either.

And because of his naturally dramatic face, the whole look felt… tragically poetic.

ā€˜If I stuck a cigarette in his mouth, it’d look like a scene from a movie.’

Of course, his awkward, nervous manner didn’t match that image at all.

ā€˜With a fragile heart like this, how is he supposed to survive in this brutal world…?’

And this world will only get more brutal from here.

I’ve already prepared myself for serious injuries in the future.

ā€˜Whatever. I’ve got divine power. I’ll just heal myself when the time comes.’

Protagonists always get healing abilities eventually.

ā€˜Still, for someone built like a tank…’

I shook my head.

ā€œGoing to Usher? Think again. That guy’s completely insane!ā€

Well said!

ā€œAnd who saved me from that crazy guy? You, Dad! So look—I’m totally fine now!ā€

ā€œā€¦You were yesterday.ā€

ā€œOh come on, that was yesterday!ā€

I didn’t even know I had asthma! Or that dust could do that to me!

ā€œThink about it—getting kidnapped by Usher and forced to change guardians, or coughing a little? Which one’s worse?ā€

His soft eyes looked at me.

ā€œā€¦Still. If you went with Usher, you probably wouldn’t have coughed.ā€

This man…

ā€œWhat about getting kidnapped, then?ā€

ā€œI would’ve stopped it—no matter what it took. That guy’s still dangerous.ā€

He looked at me seriously, clearly worried.

ā€œGood. Now that’s the attitude! But there’s an even better answer, right?ā€

Okay, so the status effect is messing with his thinking.

But based on how he handled Usher, he’s definitely not dumb.

After hesitating for a second, Derrick finally answered in a quiet voice.

ā€œā€¦I realize now that how I tried to protect you was wrong. I’ll do better next time.ā€

I smiled brightly.

ā€œCorrect answer!ā€


[Your slightly cheered-up ā€œDadā€ needs a little push!]
[Ultimate Cuteness Attack: Poke His Cheek!]


No way!

As I winced, the sign changed its wording sneakily:


[Mission! Poke His Cheek!]


No thanks. It’s not even a purification emergency!


[It is recommended to purify ā€œDadā€ now. If you want a different mission, the next one is ā€œKisā€”ā€]


I instantly cut it off.

ā€œDad!ā€

We are still at that stage where the guardian and candidate are not that close yet, okay?

Get lost, you ridiculous signboard!


[Mission! Poke His Cheek!]
[If you succeed, a special event might happen!]


Ugh, fine.

I squeezed my eyes shut and poked his cheek.

ā€œThis is your cheer-up gift!ā€

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ā€

Huh? Why isn’t he reacting?


[Hidden Skill ā€œPurificationā€ has been activated!]


A soft holy light spread out between us.

Dad got a light purification, but when I looked up…

He was staring at me with gloomy eyes.

He looked touched—but then he slowly lowered his head and muttered.

ā€œShe’s… far too good for someone like meā€¦ā€

Hey, signboard. Get over here.
Your ā€œcuteness missionā€ just made him more depressed.

You scammer!

Then the shameless signboard threw out a new plan:


[It seems like emotional distance is the real issue!]
[Let’s get closer to ā€œDadā€!]
[Go for a walk!]


Another walk?!

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The Fanatics Were Defeated by the Baby Pope, So Don’t Worry!

The Fanatics Were Defeated by the Baby Pope, So Don’t Worry!

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Score 9.8
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Artist: Released: 2025 Native Language: KOREAN

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~Plot~

I awoke inside a bleak, hopeless dystopian game.

My assigned mission…
To uncover the hidden fanatics of the Evil God and restore world peace!

—Except…

"How am I supposed to save the world with the body of a three-year-old?!"

The Church is crumbling.
I managed to rescue the pitiable game protagonist, only to take their place instead.

Now, as the newly crowned Pope, I find myself surrounded by the Evil God’s fanatics, royal spies, and Holy Knights who are all… more than a little unhinged.

ā€œPapa! Please, call me Papa, Your Holiness!!ā€
ā€œI told you, I’m the Pope, not a cult leader!ā€
ā€œYou’re so adorable, you must eat a hundred meals a day!ā€
ā€œBe quiet.ā€

As both a healer and the Pope, I must choose a ā€˜father-like’ guardian to protect me.

But every single candidate is out of their mind.
And to make matters worse, even the male lead I’d set free for a happier life has come back… decidedly broken.

"If you’re by my side, I honestly wouldn’t care if the world burned."

Can our crumbling Church avoid ruin and reclaim peace?

The sweat-drenched journey of a baby Pope on a quest to save the world!

Comment

  1. GraveOwl says:

    Thank you for the translation again! Ahh I love Derrick ;A;

    1. Ruby says:

      You’re so welcome!! Derrick really knows how to steal hearts šŸ˜­šŸ’˜

  2. Sneakattacks says:

    This is sooooo cute I loveee it and the picture at the end toooošŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’• both are my babies now

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