Chapter 2
After finishing all the urgent work, I went to bed early the night before.
I slept well and woke up, even had breakfast.
Warm sunlight, refreshing morningâsurely, an ordinary day.
Ah, except for one thingâŠ
A few hours before arriving at Clef Entertainment,
Jin Dohyeon drove into the underground parking lot.
Cars of all colors and brands greeted himâhis cherished âridesâ all lined up.
âWhich one should I take today?â
Humming a familiar melody, his long fingers brushed past each car.
âPD Jin Dohyeon?â
His fingers paused.
âA reporter so early in the morning? How long has it been since I moved?â
His eyebrows twitched.
âRight? Oh, Iâve been looking for you for a while.â
ââŠWho are you?â
Jin Dohyeon sent a calm but sharp gaze.
âHello? Representative Yoon sent me.â
ââŠ?â
âOh, you didnât hear? Iâm your manager from today. Nice to meet you.â
The man bowed politely.
âThey even gave me a manager? Well, I guess thatâs expected.â
Jin Dohyeon smiled and got into the black van.
âThey spent some money, huh?â
VIP seats, a mini-fridge, even an air purifierâit definitely showed they spent well.
âThen, letâs go.â
âYes, thank you.â
The manager in the driverâs seat had a warm, friendly aura from the first impression.
He looked like a teddy bearâcould even pass for Yoon Taejinâs brother.
Jin Dohyeon crossed his long legs naturally.
At that moment, a bundle of papers on the passenger seat caught his eye.
âThis is a new program Lumis will be joining.â
ââŠ?â
He tilted his head and picked up the papers.
<Our Familyâs Youngest>
âWhat kind of title is this? A sitcom?â
At the same time, the manager added an explanation.
âYou know âJinTubeâ? Itâs a YouTube channel mainly covering variety shows.â
âOh, yes.â
âThis is a program produced by them.â
Hmm⊠carrot or stick?
They said âgo on variety,â and now itâs real variety.
âDo you remember the childcare diary?â
Jin Dohyeon lifted his head and met the managerâs gaze in the rearview mirror.
âYou mean the one done by the seniors from O.N.E?â
<O.N.Eâs Childcare Diary>
A reality program where the idol group O.N.E takes care of babies themselves.
Their clumsy parenting, the authenticity emerging from their mistakes, and the laughter, emotion, and family love captured the hearts of the nationâan iconic variety show that made O.N.E even more beloved.
They were already a top-tier group, but after the show, they became the ânational group,â adored by everyone.
âYes, who knows? Maybe Lumis could become a national group like the O.N.E seniors.â
âHah.â
Jin Dohyeon gave a hollow laugh.
That was only possible because they were O.N.E seniors.
Would it really be different just because Mangdol, Lumis, is doing it?
âIâve glanced at itâit seems fun. Though itâs a pilot program, which is a bit disappointing.â
âPilot?â
His eyebrows twitched.
âNot carrot, stick it is.â
A pilot programâitâs just a test.
If views are low or responses are poor, itâs gone.
Of course, for Mangdol, any program is fine for exposureâŠ
But âI could practice singing or dancing instead during that time.â
He slowly brushed his lips with his long fingers, slammed the papers down, and tossed them to the side.
âNot looking further?â
The manager asked via the rearview mirror.
âYes, I think thatâs enough.â
âStill, it might help to at least take a lookâŠâ
Jin Dohyeon narrowed his eyes in confusion.
But the manager only smiled mysteriously.
At that moment, he felt as if his whole body was floatingâcomfort like drifting on water.
âWow⊠this guy drives smoothly.â
And soon, sleep overcame him.
Click-click!
âSo cute!â
âWhy is he so good at this?â
âBorn talented, definitely!â
A bunch of young(?) kids were taking photos of Jin Dohyeon with their phone cameras, screaming âKyaa!â
ââŠ.â
Even more absurd, his bodyâaccustomed to photosâwas responding involuntarily.
Chin on hand, tilting head, even winking naturally posing.
Across the table, Yoon Taejin, arms crossed, watched silently, finally speaking.
ââŠYou brought a kid you donât even know?â
âYes! Isnât he adorable?â
âIs he joining our actors too?â
âWhere is he appearing?â
âOh dearâŠâ
Yoon Taejin sighed and rubbed his temples.
Only two people in the meeting room were serious; the rest were already losing it.
Shouting âHand!â or âCheese~,â taking photos, even handing snacks the kid wouldnât eat.
âAm I a dog?â
âThis kid, sit still!â
âŠDidnât disappoint expectations.
Jin Dohyeon sighed, shaking his head.
âWhatâs your name?â
Yoon Taejin asked.
Ha⊠how many times must I say it?
Iâm Jin Dohyeon!
âPhew⊠how many times! Iâm Jin Do-hyung! Jin Do-hyung!â
He tapped his chest with his tiny hands out of frustration.
Suddenly, the room filled with screaming.
âKyaa!â
âReally, too cute!â
âMy heart hurts!â
âJjing-doyeooong!â
âNo, this isnât real! This⊠this is a dream!â
Trying to pinch his cheek to deny reality,
âNo! Donât hurt the pretty face!â
Two or three people pounced to stop him, hugging him.
âCompany perks are niceâsecurity even!â
Yoon Taejin held his head, looking frustrated.
âThe kidâs face⊠thatâs not the pointâŠâ
âExactly.â
Trapped in the employeesâ arms, Jin Dohyeon nodded.
âHave your parents seen you? You didnât get lost because of them, right?â
âNo! I was waiting for the elevator!â
âIs that so?â
Yoon Taejin leaned forward, making eye contact.
âWho came to see you? Do your parents work here?â
Damn, Taejin! You came here looking for me!
Jin Dohyeon shouted, full of rage like a gamer risking his life, dressed in green tracksuit.
ButâŠ
âPig! Taejin hyung!â
The words came out wrong.
The staff burst into laughter.
âPfft!â
âHe said pig!â
âBoss, lose some weight! Kids have sharp eyes.â
The time they shared.
Big and small events only they remembered.
Nights raising a toast, dreaming of creating a company for artists together.
Jin Dohyeon desperately tried to prove he was really âJin Dohyeon.â
Finally, Yoon Taejin seemed to believe him, a little.
âSo⊠youâre really⊠Dohyeon?â
âYes! How many times do I have to say it?â
âUh⊠you? SoâŠâ
âAh, really! Ta-da!â
Jin Dohyeon waved his short limbs, shouting.
Still frustrating, but he learned a few important(?) things during a private moment with Yoon Taejin.
First: speaking quickly garbles his pronunciationâmaybe because his tongue got shorter with the smaller body.
Second: the manager who drove him in the morningâYoon Taejin denied sending anyone like that.
âThen who drove me this morning?â
Third: in this small body, swearing transforms into strange words.
âAo!â
Jin Dohyeon nearly lost it at the absurdity.
But Yoon Taejin, suspicious, still stared at him.
âHmmâŠâ
An adult suddenly turned into a child?
âDoes that even make sense?â
Yet the child knew things only Jin Dohyeon would know.
Another thing:
âDamn it!â
Jin Dohyeon rubbed his back against desks and chairs like elders at a spring.
Even perfect Jin Dohyeon had a flaw: stress made his back itchy.
During idol days, this earned him the nickname âDirty but Handsomeâ because he scratched his back so often.
âAh! Iâm going crazy!â
He started wandering the office and noticed a back-scratcher in the corner.
âHyung, can I use this?â
âUh? Ah, uhâŠâ
A kid claiming to be a friend, sitting in the bossâs chair, scratching his back with a back-scratcher.
Only they knew the story.
âContextually, itâs DohyeonâŠâ
Makes sense mentally, but hard to accept reality.
Knock-knock-
âBoss, the writer is here.â
A staff peeked into the room.
âWriter?â
âJinTube writer.â
âAh!â
Yoon Taejin rushed to open the door.
Standing there was the cute writer responsible for JinTube <Our Familyâs Youngest>.
âOh! Writer! Why no contact?â
âB-Boss! Iâm really sorry!â
The writer grabbed Yoon Taejinâs hand immediately.
âU-uh, if you do thatâŠâ
Yoon Taejin blushed.
âWow.â
Jin Dohyeon clicked his tongue.
âThe kid scheduled to appear suddenly got scared, crying and causing chaos⊠But donât worry! You know these days parents secretly like their kids being on shows. The parents are still positiveâŠâ
So the situation was:
The kid refused to appear, threatening the program.
Thanks to this, Lumis was at risk of being removed before the show even started.
âTch, Mangdol really has no luck.â
Jin Dohyeon shook his head.
The writer pushed up her glasses, eyes sparkling.
âWho is this kid?â